Today is February 14 – the busiest day for florist and restaurant owners around the world. I’ve never really had a valentine, but also, I’ve never really minded as I usually find the day to be so forced and cheesy. Of course this doesn’t mean I don’t yearn for romance, love and affection, I definitely do (about 23 hours of the day).
Even this year, I will be okay if I don’t have a “Valentine”, but won’t deny a little part of me wishes for a secret admirer or for some advancement with someone else.
Even this year, I will be okay if I don’t have a “Valentine”, but won’t deny a little part of me wishes for a secret admirer or for some advancement with someone else.
You know how sometimes you don't realize how bizarre certain aspects of your life are until someone else points them out to you? Well, I've always known my dating life has been, um, how shall I put this? Ah yes - messy - but after reading the following email from a friend, I realize it's not so much messy as it is disastrous! Read on and have a good laugh (don't worry, it's not at my expense; I'm laughing too!).
You know a guy has potential if the answer to ALL of the following is "No":
did he eat your entire meal, plus his own, and then refuse to let you order dessert?
does he have illegitimate children?
does he sweat profusely and have no problems dousing you with his perspiration?
does he kiss you, then take a phone call from another girl and proceed to spend 45 minutes talking to her (in front of you)?
did his parents hit on you in a bookstore?
does he have stalking tendencies?did your friends nickname him "Crazy"?
Who here thinks I could star in my own reality show? - (I do, I do!)
Clearly, my life is for entertainment purposes only.
And we wonder why I'm still single
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