For most people, I think that first kiss is something that's looked forward to with great enthusiasm and anticipation.
I am not most people.
For me, the impending act was more terrifying than the prospect of being caught red-handed in the supply room while you are canoodling with a co-worker.
I am not most people.
For me, the impending act was more terrifying than the prospect of being caught red-handed in the supply room while you are canoodling with a co-worker.
Maybe it wouldn't have been as scary if I had done more in the way of preparation, like practicing on my hand or something like that. As it was, my only lessons came from watching TV. I'd scrutinize every kissing scene on tv, carefully constructing a mental check list. Okay, you tilt your head like this and close your eyes when he does this...wait, is he supposed to swallow your face like that?
When the big moment came, I was so nervous that I was literally sick to my stomach. We were sitting on his big bike and I had just applied hmmmmmm... lets see, a coat of nothing on my lips when Mr RXZ leaned over and asked if he could kiss me. Being the innocent girl that I was, I preferred the tube which he promptly ignored as he leaned in and pressed his lips against mine.
My first thought was "It's happening, it's really happening!!!".... Oh nooooo! someone help me!
My second thoughts were, "Oh god, what am I supposed to do?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??!!!!"
All that careful note taking had flown right out the window and I was left in a panicked state. "Do I try to match up my bottom lip with his top lip? Oh no, he's pressed up against my nose...I can't breathe, I'm going to die! Wait! What was that? Was that his tongue? Ewwwwww!!! That is absolutely disgusting! Is he even allowed to do that? I am NOT sticking my tongue in his mouth! He can forget that right now."
Well, I am pleased to say that fortunately, like a fine wine... kissing has greatly improved with age.
6 comments:
Species 2 had a nice kissing scene. Unfortunate for the guy, the alien tongued him right through his skull.
Oh my god, i remember that feeling- it was the scariest moment of my life. i was the last of my friends to have that "first kiss" too, because i was so scared of messing it up... and i was super shy. i never even played "seven minutes in heaven" at parties because i was pretty sure that i was the only one who didn't know what i was doing. when it finally did happen, it was bumpy at first, but smooth sailing afterwards. (or i like to think it was.). But your'e right- practice makes perfect and with age comes wisdom.... and some good lip-locking.
sb
Such a cute, fun post!!! Sounds like rather a sweet first kiss, inspite of tongues and sqeezed noses. :-)
pickle - not into 'species' movies but i can imagine the kinda kiss ur referring to...
sheina - enjoy the good lip-lockin.
anonymous - thx
What if u don't kiss for a while and then forget how to kiss? Is there any hope that u will remember how to, when the moment comes?
Great work.
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